he Final Whistle ( The weeks Musings from FML and The Real World)
The weeks edition is sponsored by the AEFA, The Home of Witty Banta
Bonjourno!
Ah the daily commute to Londinium Town, Marvellous isn't it..well no it isn't really. Ive found myself this week on a train every day to become one of those breed of commuters! Great....still atleast its better than sitting in a car shouting at idiots who cant drive properly..just check the mirror pal!!
Its amusing listening to some people on the train. There was a young lad today who was maybe 9 or 10 and he chatted to his young friend literally non-stop for 25 mins..i didn't have a CLUE what they were saying until..CORR look mummy (who was sitting opposite them) there building a new football stadium!! as the Train rumbled into Stratford. I had to say something, the poor lad was deluded..Its for the Olympics young man!!, his reply was What? What's the Olympics? Who`s in that then?? Then I thought to myself..stick to the football stadium theory as lets face it Some lucky London club will have the pleasure of half filling it after a bunch of athletes have hurled themselves round it, several sharp or round implements have been hurled and people have launched themselves into some sand!!
So whats been happening with the Mighty Daggers Utd in Blisset since the last final whistle..well very badly as it happens..we`ve done our best to get our premiership campain off to a great start and are now predicted to finish 4th Bottom! Even tho we have pulled off some great draws against the top sides. The Dagger youthers seem to have fared better and at this moment in time are challenging Deal Dynamos for the top of the AEFA U21. What concerned me more was the shocking defending of the senior boys against the mighty Witham Town, at one point I had to go to the toilet to cry!! It was that bad.
Controversy of the week was the KAKA debacle..enough said i guess, but i did receive a call from Jose all the way from Italy who wanted to buy Pardo off of me...i said..Jose mate..its a game..its not real life!! He mentioned something about watching seagulls and hung up!! What a guy!
Whats been happening in the Real World of Football this last few days...
Well the GOOSE has landed in West London...Goose Hoodwink! Has arrived to take over at Chelski!! His first New Conference he amused the gathered press huddle with something about Wenger planting Potatoes in the penalty box so they have something to lift in the spring...a Comic Genius if i do say so myself! Although a Chelsea source was heard saying after there first training session..."seems like a nice bloke, but....Very focused. There haven't been any jokes"
I do find the Managers New Conferences very funny, just tonight on Sky Sports news the journalist was more interested in Rafa`s contract than talking about football, why do they do this! Im sure Rafa was thinking...nosey sod!! Lets talk about how i can help you with your journalism career eh!!
Ah Dear old SIR Alex what a guy! Apparently he "DREADS" picking the Utd Team because everyone has done so well", so why the rest of us deal with the uncertainty of the economy, constant threat of unemployment, poverty and depression he has to decide wether to pick Park or Giggs as his side moon walk to the premiership title!
Good old Wayne Rooney was back with a goal with the first kick of the game! First chance and he slips one past the keeper. Wow. Rooney is now known as the Alfie Patten of Manchester United.
Its a sad day but i have to report that Swiss Toni has decided to leave the Daggers UTD Brand after 12 long seasons he has decided to move on and go back to selling used cars..good on ya Toni!! So Louis Balfour of the local Jazz club...niiice has now assumed the role of official Daggers Utd Spokes person. NIIIICE!!!
Have a Great week in FML
Dont forget its just a game!
Kev Flack (AKA as Louis Balfour...Niiiice)
Friday 20 February 2009
Thursday 12 February 2009
The Latest Edition of the Final Whistle published into Blisset and Molby
The Final Whistle (A weekly look on the funny things in FML and the real world)
Evening All, i used to write a weekly muse In gameworld Lineker, around life in general and some funny things I read in various daily rags, blogs and publications as well as some musings of my own,...since my transfer to Molby and also Blisset..shhhh don’t tell the mrs, i purchased a 2nd subs for molby from Asda for £17.99! a bargain as sainsburys didn’t have it..bloody amatures i say!!
So to the start of the season...in Blisset all was going well until my team suddenly decided to be rubbish!! The game is too random for my liking sometimes, but in molby all is looking good so far, except i lost my first 2 league matches...still it always happens..its become a tradition in the daggers teams to start badly. What concerened me mostly was the rise of Ethans Gooners Glory in molby..also EX lineker and Cantona..you can often find there manager throwing his toys out..he hates losing...dont we all!!
Banter from the lobby`s in both worlds was of its usual standard, we won’t mention the toy throwing of a mod..Take it easy boys it’s only a commercial!!
Theres been much talk about how has he got that team blah blah..he`s got henrik Larsson etc etc...why! they got those top players by playing the game..you`ll learn that youth is the future..unless your a spurs fan then old players are the future!! Which brings me on nicely to some amusing stuff from this weeks rags and publications...as well as some bit ive picked up from people in FML...
A Liverpool fan on the state of the Liverpool squad...do we think rafa`s lost the plot
"£60m on three players and all are fit and on the bench. Did I mention I've got three Ferrari's but keep them in the garage. Rafa, please don't go back to your old days!"
He seems to be in the press alot lately...this was very funny..had me laughing on the train today...you can often find me on a national express train heading back home to Romford, well Gidea Park to be exact, which is in Essex!
The comments were made surrounding the uproar with the quality coverage of the Everton v Liverpool FA cup game on ITV.
Rafa was asked after the game what he thought of the “tictacs” he replied that he thought that 442 was the right formation to play...you gotta hand it to the Spaniard he`s got the Lingo well under control!
So to the Transfer Window...nothing surprising really..Bargain of the window has to be the immense Emile Heskey to villa for 3m, best deal of the window has to be Palacios to Spurs for 14m, 13m profit.....Dave Whelan will be able to get some cheap gear on wholesale for JJB sports with that cash safely in his pocket!
Speaking of Spurs..There were some amusing things overheard from the training ground this week..Heres the top 4:
1“Just think-Last week you were training with Torres, this week Bent- Oh for god sake don’t cry”
2“You know my penchant for former players. Well link hands around this Ouija board and help me summon the spirit of Danny Blanchflower”
3”I know I shouldn’t say this but admit it, wouldn’t it be funny if we got relegated”
4”Keano, Jermain,Pascal, I’m not tight fisted but is there any chance of having your leaving presents back.
My favourite quote of the week from FML has to be..in the Market place:
“does anyone want to swap my 4 players for my Gold Badge” this is not a pannini sticker album mate.
Quality stuff..
So good luck to everyone’s first season in Molby and an exciting end to Season 1 in blisset..
Just to clear a few of things up:
A: That’s not me in the picture
B: I haven’t got a purple suit
C: I haven’t got a quiff or grey hair.
D: I don’t sell used cars
E: I don’t mind making love to beautiful women Paul!! Well the wife anyway!
All the best
Swiss Toni (AKA Kev Flack, Part of the Dagenham and Romford Management Franchise)
The Final Whistle (A weekly look on the funny things in FML and the real world)
Evening All, i used to write a weekly muse In gameworld Lineker, around life in general and some funny things I read in various daily rags, blogs and publications as well as some musings of my own,...since my transfer to Molby and also Blisset..shhhh don’t tell the mrs, i purchased a 2nd subs for molby from Asda for £17.99! a bargain as sainsburys didn’t have it..bloody amatures i say!!
So to the start of the season...in Blisset all was going well until my team suddenly decided to be rubbish!! The game is too random for my liking sometimes, but in molby all is looking good so far, except i lost my first 2 league matches...still it always happens..its become a tradition in the daggers teams to start badly. What concerened me mostly was the rise of Ethans Gooners Glory in molby..also EX lineker and Cantona..you can often find there manager throwing his toys out..he hates losing...dont we all!!
Banter from the lobby`s in both worlds was of its usual standard, we won’t mention the toy throwing of a mod..Take it easy boys it’s only a commercial!!
Theres been much talk about how has he got that team blah blah..he`s got henrik Larsson etc etc...why! they got those top players by playing the game..you`ll learn that youth is the future..unless your a spurs fan then old players are the future!! Which brings me on nicely to some amusing stuff from this weeks rags and publications...as well as some bit ive picked up from people in FML...
A Liverpool fan on the state of the Liverpool squad...do we think rafa`s lost the plot
"£60m on three players and all are fit and on the bench. Did I mention I've got three Ferrari's but keep them in the garage. Rafa, please don't go back to your old days!"
He seems to be in the press alot lately...this was very funny..had me laughing on the train today...you can often find me on a national express train heading back home to Romford, well Gidea Park to be exact, which is in Essex!
The comments were made surrounding the uproar with the quality coverage of the Everton v Liverpool FA cup game on ITV.
Rafa was asked after the game what he thought of the “tictacs” he replied that he thought that 442 was the right formation to play...you gotta hand it to the Spaniard he`s got the Lingo well under control!
So to the Transfer Window...nothing surprising really..Bargain of the window has to be the immense Emile Heskey to villa for 3m, best deal of the window has to be Palacios to Spurs for 14m, 13m profit.....Dave Whelan will be able to get some cheap gear on wholesale for JJB sports with that cash safely in his pocket!
Speaking of Spurs..There were some amusing things overheard from the training ground this week..Heres the top 4:
1“Just think-Last week you were training with Torres, this week Bent- Oh for god sake don’t cry”
2“You know my penchant for former players. Well link hands around this Ouija board and help me summon the spirit of Danny Blanchflower”
3”I know I shouldn’t say this but admit it, wouldn’t it be funny if we got relegated”
4”Keano, Jermain,Pascal, I’m not tight fisted but is there any chance of having your leaving presents back.
My favourite quote of the week from FML has to be..in the Market place:
“does anyone want to swap my 4 players for my Gold Badge” this is not a pannini sticker album mate.
Quality stuff..
So good luck to everyone’s first season in Molby and an exciting end to Season 1 in blisset..
Just to clear a few of things up:
A: That’s not me in the picture
B: I haven’t got a purple suit
C: I haven’t got a quiff or grey hair.
D: I don’t sell used cars
E: I don’t mind making love to beautiful women Paul!! Well the wife anyway!
All the best
Swiss Toni (AKA Kev Flack, Part of the Dagenham and Romford Management Franchise)
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