he Final Whistle ( The weeks Musings from FML and The Real World)
The weeks edition is sponsored by the AEFA, The Home of Witty Banta
Bonjourno!
Ah the daily commute to Londinium Town, Marvellous isn't it..well no it isn't really. Ive found myself this week on a train every day to become one of those breed of commuters! Great....still atleast its better than sitting in a car shouting at idiots who cant drive properly..just check the mirror pal!!
Its amusing listening to some people on the train. There was a young lad today who was maybe 9 or 10 and he chatted to his young friend literally non-stop for 25 mins..i didn't have a CLUE what they were saying until..CORR look mummy (who was sitting opposite them) there building a new football stadium!! as the Train rumbled into Stratford. I had to say something, the poor lad was deluded..Its for the Olympics young man!!, his reply was What? What's the Olympics? Who`s in that then?? Then I thought to myself..stick to the football stadium theory as lets face it Some lucky London club will have the pleasure of half filling it after a bunch of athletes have hurled themselves round it, several sharp or round implements have been hurled and people have launched themselves into some sand!!
So whats been happening with the Mighty Daggers Utd in Blisset since the last final whistle..well very badly as it happens..we`ve done our best to get our premiership campain off to a great start and are now predicted to finish 4th Bottom! Even tho we have pulled off some great draws against the top sides. The Dagger youthers seem to have fared better and at this moment in time are challenging Deal Dynamos for the top of the AEFA U21. What concerned me more was the shocking defending of the senior boys against the mighty Witham Town, at one point I had to go to the toilet to cry!! It was that bad.
Controversy of the week was the KAKA debacle..enough said i guess, but i did receive a call from Jose all the way from Italy who wanted to buy Pardo off of me...i said..Jose mate..its a game..its not real life!! He mentioned something about watching seagulls and hung up!! What a guy!
Whats been happening in the Real World of Football this last few days...
Well the GOOSE has landed in West London...Goose Hoodwink! Has arrived to take over at Chelski!! His first New Conference he amused the gathered press huddle with something about Wenger planting Potatoes in the penalty box so they have something to lift in the spring...a Comic Genius if i do say so myself! Although a Chelsea source was heard saying after there first training session..."seems like a nice bloke, but....Very focused. There haven't been any jokes"
I do find the Managers New Conferences very funny, just tonight on Sky Sports news the journalist was more interested in Rafa`s contract than talking about football, why do they do this! Im sure Rafa was thinking...nosey sod!! Lets talk about how i can help you with your journalism career eh!!
Ah Dear old SIR Alex what a guy! Apparently he "DREADS" picking the Utd Team because everyone has done so well", so why the rest of us deal with the uncertainty of the economy, constant threat of unemployment, poverty and depression he has to decide wether to pick Park or Giggs as his side moon walk to the premiership title!
Good old Wayne Rooney was back with a goal with the first kick of the game! First chance and he slips one past the keeper. Wow. Rooney is now known as the Alfie Patten of Manchester United.
Its a sad day but i have to report that Swiss Toni has decided to leave the Daggers UTD Brand after 12 long seasons he has decided to move on and go back to selling used cars..good on ya Toni!! So Louis Balfour of the local Jazz club...niiice has now assumed the role of official Daggers Utd Spokes person. NIIIICE!!!
Have a Great week in FML
Dont forget its just a game!
Kev Flack (AKA as Louis Balfour...Niiiice)
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