The Latest Edition of the Final Whistle published into Blisset and Molby

The Final Whistle (A weekly look on the funny things in FML and the real world)

Evening All, i used to write a weekly muse In gameworld Lineker, around life in general and some funny things I read in various daily rags, blogs and publications as well as some musings of my own,...since my transfer to Molby and also Blisset..shhhh don’t tell the mrs, i purchased a 2nd subs for molby from Asda for £17.99! a bargain as sainsburys didn’t have it..bloody amatures i say!!

So to the start of the season...in Blisset all was going well until my team suddenly decided to be rubbish!! The game is too random for my liking sometimes, but in molby all is looking good so far, except i lost my first 2 league matches...still it always happens..its become a tradition in the daggers teams to start badly. What concerened me mostly was the rise of Ethans Gooners Glory in molby..also EX lineker and Cantona..you can often find there manager throwing his toys out..he hates losing...dont we all!!
Banter from the lobby`s in both worlds was of its usual standard, we won’t mention the toy throwing of a mod..Take it easy boys it’s only a commercial!!
Theres been much talk about how has he got that team blah blah..he`s got henrik Larsson etc etc...why! they got those top players by playing the game..you`ll learn that youth is the future..unless your a spurs fan then old players are the future!! Which brings me on nicely to some amusing stuff from this weeks rags and publications...as well as some bit ive picked up from people in FML...
A Liverpool fan on the state of the Liverpool squad...do we think rafa`s lost the plot
"£60m on three players and all are fit and on the bench. Did I mention I've got three Ferrari's but keep them in the garage. Rafa, please don't go back to your old days!"
He seems to be in the press alot lately...this was very funny..had me laughing on the train today...you can often find me on a national express train heading back home to Romford, well Gidea Park to be exact, which is in Essex!
The comments were made surrounding the uproar with the quality coverage of the Everton v Liverpool FA cup game on ITV.
Rafa was asked after the game what he thought of the “tictacs” he replied that he thought that 442 was the right formation to play...you gotta hand it to the Spaniard he`s got the Lingo well under control!
So to the Transfer Window...nothing surprising really..Bargain of the window has to be the immense Emile Heskey to villa for 3m, best deal of the window has to be Palacios to Spurs for 14m, 13m profit.....Dave Whelan will be able to get some cheap gear on wholesale for JJB sports with that cash safely in his pocket!
Speaking of Spurs..There were some amusing things overheard from the training ground this week..Heres the top 4:
1“Just think-Last week you were training with Torres, this week Bent- Oh for god sake don’t cry”
2“You know my penchant for former players. Well link hands around this Ouija board and help me summon the spirit of Danny Blanchflower”
3”I know I shouldn’t say this but admit it, wouldn’t it be funny if we got relegated”
4”Keano, Jermain,Pascal, I’m not tight fisted but is there any chance of having your leaving presents back.

My favourite quote of the week from FML has to be..in the Market place:
“does anyone want to swap my 4 players for my Gold Badge” this is not a pannini sticker album mate.
Quality stuff..
So good luck to everyone’s first season in Molby and an exciting end to Season 1 in blisset..
Just to clear a few of things up:
A: That’s not me in the picture
B: I haven’t got a purple suit
C: I haven’t got a quiff or grey hair.
D: I don’t sell used cars
E: I don’t mind making love to beautiful women Paul!! Well the wife anyway!
All the best
Swiss Toni (AKA Kev Flack, Part of the Dagenham and Romford Management Franchise)