The Final Whistle (A look at the week in FML and Real life)

This week TFW is proudly sponsored by P&O Ferries

I haven't produced a copy of the rag for the Blisett Gw for a while and as ive bee in here quite a disturbing amount of time this week whilst being off sick ive picked up some very amusing conversations from in and around the game world.

Tell me something did he ever play for Arsenal? Just a thought..i could have sworn he played for Watford and ended up in Italy? No?

Rant of the week is a difficult choice so I'll leave you to decide which is the best rant!

Vincent `Red Card` Lavezzi kicked us off with a rant around 5 red card in 4 games, he was not a happy man and it also lead me to discover he`s not Italian either! He`s actually a Met Policemen from Croydon!! I was stunned to see his rant in the AEFA chat...some of which wont be repeated but this was the funniest i can show you:

Vincent 'Red Card' Lavezzi >says: (17:34:02)
..and TVB are showing their stuff here..what crackign play dominating the attack..amazing..but whats this..Ben hibbert appears to be talking to the third official..a vellum envelope has changed hands....omg a red card for being offside for lavezzi..amazing!

and the refs placing the ball for the freekick..1 yard out of the penalty area and demanding the wall leave the field!"

He now says he`s going to quit the game and travel round the world...dont go Vinnie its ok we know your not really Italian!

Second Rant of the week goes to An australlian manager who will remain nameless for legal reasons, who claims the training facilities at his club are sub-standard, im not sure but 13 players wont exactly win you many awards for team spirit and morale...i suggested that he takes his lads to dubai for a well earned brake...dont worry i wont be offering and more advice to managers who have played the game for 18 months...im not a moron you know!!
The sob story of this week has to be Matthew Malloy, this guy has an un-canny resemblance from someone from the muppet show...but you have to feel sorry for him as every time a P&O ferry passes his student digs he loses signal..but then again tourist`s chucking cheap French lager at you must be a bonus...

As for the daggers this week, well we currently sit proudly top of AEFA DB1, but we are realistic and aiming now for a top 6 finish as we moon walk back to the premiership..who are we kidding tho..probably end up 7th on goal difference..My only concern for the might daggers is having to play Pembrokshire FC`s AI towards the end of the season..."mod duties apparently"...get yourself a Brian Horton Deano!

Congrats to Tom Weir....now AEFA org...dont forget the DND button tom..good lad!
Whats been happening in the Premiership this week..well shock horror the top 4 do a merry dance and Man Utd still end up on top after losing 2 games in a row...the first times thats happened in 4 years apparently...Chelsea beaten by Spurs and With Liverpool Facing Villa its all to play for...

Since Jose has gone...we have lost a bit of character in the game...but hold on...Phill Brown is a contender for the post of most amusing manager tag. HE`s had an eventfull week..that dodgy coat last weekend and the spit tunnel at the emriates, he was an angry man,

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY HULL MANAGER PHILL BROWN IS SO ANGRY:

5: Someone just spat in his general direction, oh no hold on that was his wife brushing her teeth!
4: Penny dropped that `new Kevin Keegan` moniker is less about his penchant for attacking free flowing football and more about his thin skinned , over emotional dummy spitting persona!
3:Potentially corrosive effect of saliva on fake tan is no laughing matter
2:Relesead earpieces; surly demeanour and third person-speak make him and Brian Horton look like a criss-cross double act
1:Just dawned on him that he has to get back on the coach to Hull!

Has anyone seen the Ray winstone advert from the FA targeting parents for abusing referees. Good choice of person their to tell people to stop swearing and shouting! Next week GOK WAN will appear in a string of commercials criticising shrieking homosexuals!

Dider Drogba compared himself and his Chelsea teammates this week to being like "Five fingers on a hand" it was a flirting anology, given thats the exact same gesture most fans make when watching the striker in action!

The F1 championship will now be decided on who wins the most races, so what would happen if the same driver won the first 9 races of a 17 race season, surrendering the rest of the season pointless, Bernie Ecclestone put his fingers in his ears and said "fa nananana nan nanana i cant hear you!"

SO to another week in Blisett and yet more shananigans in the lobby no doubt..dont foregt lads..you cant play with 10 men up front...its just not cricket is it!!
Have a good week...

Kev Flack (Sponsored by Louis Balfour, from the local jazz club