The Final Whistle (An amusing look at the Week in FML and Real life)
(This week sponsored by a Dodgy Football Agent from Witham Town)

Another week in the World has past and the FML Blisett game world has once again swung by very quickly...ive been back hard at work this week...apparently ! I think this game has gone too far now...its even appearing on Skysports new IRL..i received this message from Witham Town Manager Jon Ray just this morning..

“oh look what i found on sky sports news.....

WITHAM TOWN LOOK TO PARDO Witham Town legend Jon Ray has set his sights on Daggers utd striker Pardo in a deal that could reach as high as £1 million. Sources from the Ethan Ray stadium say that the form shown by Witham this season, who remain un beaten have forced Jon to look to the young south American.
Looks like its on then,,,,,,,,”

Jon, im not sure what satellite TV dish you have but I’m not sure it’s real!! Get a grip man!!

Im determined to keep hold of my star striker..although he was clobbered this week but A team of Muppets...keep your boys undercontrol mich!! As to the league..I think Mid-table for the Daggers will be our aim..then push onto the prem next season...then again! This is FML..
Rant of the week...once again our man Vinnie was in fine form in the lobby..thus..

Vincent 'Red Card' Lavezzi: (16:38:17)
And now the FML classified results starting in the Boreclays Premiership .
Stadium Investor 0 ..Team investor 2
Long term planner 0 ..Short term 1
Wreckless Wage FC 4 ..Conservative Utd..1
AI vs active player (courtesy of Diccon Brown)
Artificial City 2 . Sporting Newbie 1
Very funny stuff...a great rant..i wont broadcast the rest as the kids are watching!!

As its the international break once again this week and as England Prepare to Fit Beckham with yet another cap its been fairly quite on the back pages of the Red tops..but ive managed to unearth a few comical parades...if youve been reading there re-vamping Roy of the Rovers and it fittingly goes into our thoughts of FML..after all FML isn’t real either (wash my mouth out i hear you say!)
Some Suprises included in the revamp..here are the Top 5:
5: “you are the ref” asks what to do when a player threatens to slash your throat!
4: Melchester Rovers are 667m in Debt with the owners contemplating moving to Cardiff City and re-branding as Melchester Majic!
3:Its not the boots that make Billy run its the banned steroid THG
2: Gary Lineker `go for goal` quiz column is replaced by advice column on how to secure “top crumpet”
1: Roy Race misses the cup final!! No, not because of injury but because of of his court appearance after an altercation outside a melchester nightclub!!

So get your copy of Roy of the Rovers, looks like a good read to me!! I wonder if they`ll do the same to the beano and bring it bang up to date!! They might give Dennis a Hoodie and replace gnasher with a Pitbull!

I was also reading that research has found that smashing the ball at 65mph from the penalty spot give you a better chance of scoring from 12 yards, the research was from the no Shit Sherlock University!

Moving the IPL from Indian to South Africa this week has not pleased Kevin Pietersen as its going to cost him £150k!! A spokeman for the IPL said “we didn’t want to move it, just wanted to see the look on Pietersens face!

Goalkeeper Ben Foster this week is to bide his team at Manchester Utd and with a bit of luck will become the next Roy Carrol or Raimond Van der Gouw!

So to the exciting climax of the FML season and the joy of Playing AI games...great!! im not complaining..honest! The forums are awash of people moaning!! Just don’t play it then!

I do like the £2 a month offer to go into an old gameworld...ive forwarded it to all my mates...i can loan and sell them some of my tatt!! Marvellous!

As we fast approach the Easter break there will be many managers in Blisett glued to the TV channel DAVE over the Easter weekend...The boys from the DWARF are coming back to earth..SO SI...you`ll see significant number of managers not logging in over the 10,11,12 and 13th of April! You have been warned!!

Have a Great week and don’t forget its only a game kids!!
Kev Flack (Sponsored by Louis Balfour...niiiiiice!)