The Final Whistle (This week sponsored by a Sega Goody bag)
An award winning start to this week from TFW as we are the proud recipients of a Sega Goody bag!! Marvellous..What’s in it i hear you cry...not a clue! But as soon as pat bungs it through the letter box at some time around 2pm which is standard i believe from 1st class post these days. It was won after being entered into a community completion on the forums..actually it was a bit of a given where as there were 5 prizes and only 4 entries!! We also currently lead the way in voting to be included on the FM Live official site! Up the Blisett!! Get a vote in if you haven’t already...check my profile for the link!!
Well thats enough off all that molarchy!! Down to business...What a week it has been, The mighty Dagger Utd continued there freefall to the lower leagues after we run out of cotton wool for star Columbian striker Pardo after he was crocked twice this week! I’ve been scouring the transfer market for days trying to find a replacement for 600k but nothing..but I did manage to pick up some kids for youth development...they are the future you know! Witham town of AEFA DB1 finnally succomened to there first defeat of the season at the hand of Ben Hibberts Deal Dynamos...im not sure why they wear pink tho...may have something to do with the manager..eh babe!!
Rant of the week award this week...well its a difficult one as i had a bit of a rant in the lobby which sent Glen Fryth off to get some beers in...ive finally drove him to drink!! All it was i was a bit naffed off with the cock up with the clocks going forward and it throwing the Game into chaos...i wasn’t the only one effected..one manager had to change his screen res to fit all his AI games list into it!! I blame the farmers to be honest!
Comedy Line of the week has to be Diccon Brown...genius! All around the subject of Judging Potential Blah Blah..
Diccon Brown says: (21:22:09)
“My jp is sitting there going so what? he's just gone round three defenders, thrown in a couple of lollipops, flicked it up to launch it into the top corner from 40 yards out... he probably won't scrub up to much”
I came across this on the forums somewhere...you have been warned kids...
“I am unable to leave FML even if I want to because having a team on here is basically like being in a marriage...
a) we're contractually bound and we can't be arsed with the hassle
b) we've already put far too much effort and time in to quit now
c) we know we probably can't get better anywhere else
d) there is something comforting about the routine
e) we feel guilty when we sneak off to play Pro Evo/COD, etc or WORSE when we exercise our right to a social life, FML is always somewhere there in the sub-conscious
f) we become irrationally attached to our mediocre, underachieving youth teams, like they are pseudo-offspring and the next big, leaping improvement is just round the corner.
After scouring the local rags and Red Tops on my daily commute this week i found some snippets to keep you amused...Mainly arround the return of yet another prodigal son to the land of toon...this time it was of the shearer variety...ammusingly i read they delayed it by a day so it wasn’t on 1st of April!!
Top Five things said by Shearer this week
5.”Moaning to the ref, whinging behind the bosses back,elbowing,being selfish. If i catch any of you doing this I`ll think `now theres a chip of the old block!`”
4.”Im saying nothing, Its up to you to work out whats going on..Bit like when im on Match of the day!
3.”Its not about Alan Shearer. Its about Newcastle United winning matches...Well thats half the truth!
2.”Look at me and now look at Dowie. Now take the first thoughts that come into your mind and put them together. Thats what we need to do...Win UGLY!
1.” Alot been said about this striker.He`s an England Hero and still knows how to score. He`s not fit but he`s starting...Sit down Michael. Im talking about me!
Alan shearer has warned his Players to stay clear of nightlife for the next 8 weeks. Just one Ropey club at a time lads! Shearer also said he would be taking advice from his former managers. Kevin Keegan, Glenn Hoddle, Ruud Gullit, Graemhe Souness, Ian Branfoot. These are just 5 of the men he must ignore!
Diego Maradona`s Argentine were walloped 6-1 this week by Bolivia. Its not the first time he`s been hit for 6 and high thanks to a strong Bolivian Lineup!
Dart news now and Phil Taylor was hit by an Apple this week during his win over Jelle Klaasen in Glasgow. And it poses a question...what the hell was fruit doing in Scotland!
Finally this week Steve Bruce is a bit upset with Amr Zaki, saying “i have never worked with someone so unprofessional.” A Tearfull Paul Mcgrath wept “did i mean nothing to you!”
Into the final few days of the Season in blisett and another Edition of TFW has been read and digested..i resisted the urge to use the GOODY BAG pun as i thought it wood be in slightly bad taste..i just hope the sega one isn’t a black zip one eh!
Good luck to one and all is you leagues this week...and someone just someone put a stop to Dublin Hearts domination of the youth competions...you can find there manager getting even more smug in the Lobby each evening...nice bloke though!!
Have a good week!!
Kev Flack ( Sponsored by Louis Balfour)
http://thedaggers.blogspot.com/
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