The Final Whistle 24-04-2009

The Final Whistle- Daggers Blog Edition 24.04.2009 http://thedaggers.blogspot.com/

And is sponsored by a 1 Ltr Bottle of Irn Bru

The weeks handy size pullout includes:

Swiss Toni`s Daggers report- First week back in the job-Pardo dropped exclusive

Training Trips with Diccon Brown- The hard man of trainings' top tips for keeping your players keen

Our Weekly Fashion tips- With our resident kings of fashion

Blisett get all sophisticated- Wine connoisseurs Andreas & Rich live from the lobby with comment from Sam Worger

PLUS our usual dip into the Real world with once again our featured paper- The Londoner



The Dagger Report

First we head over to the Daggers Training pitch this week to speak to First Team Coach Swiss Toni. I had to drop Pardo this week...we were on a 14 match losing streak and with Berg on the bench counting his 40k a week it was time to get him on the pitch. With our First AEFA D1 match of this week against a tough bob the badger line-up the daggers were back in form with a cracking 4-1 win, followed by a respectable 1-1 draw with the brudsals magicians. This was followed by back to back game against the jelly babies, honours even a 1-0 win at home and a 2-0 defeat away which was followed by another 1-0 defeat at the hands of Bayern munich. The League campaign was back into it stride with a 1-0 win against Ventotene FC before 1-1 draw and a 1-0 defeat finished this week's AEFA D1 for the daggers, we are currently sitting 2nd in the League after 2 cracking wins over Elmo live posting 7 goals in to games against the lacklustre Jon Harrod`s Live team. But having played many more games than the rest, mid-table safety looks like being on the cards for the daggers...maybe a cup run will lift the spirits on the Training pitch this next week after an Aggregate win to reach round 3 of the NON prem cup! SO Toni`s first week back....bit of a mixed bag really...heres a tip...don't keep changing ur tactics!!!



Training Tips with our resident king of the dodge ball..Diccon Brown

"Motivational team talks-always a winner"

Diccon Brown says: (22:43:14)

Yep, doing the Bull Run... the players that are left can start

"How to pick your starting 11"

Diccon Brown says: (22:44:10)

Any player that can dribble a ball through London without being forced to take a leaflet or free paper can start too.

Conditioning in the gym..not for Diccon`s lads..

Diccon "Chopper" Brown says: (22:14:39)

yep... can' afford footballs... I make them kick bricks


Our Weekly Fashion tips- With our resident kings of fashion

Richard now wielding his hammer...these tips were from his ORG days..

Richard 'XFA Org' Gibson says: (21:02:01)

Leather jackets from Burton with built in hoodies, gives you that Justin Timberlake look

Richard 'XFA Org' Gibson says: (21:02:33)

Colchester United shirts are in fashion, if only to annoy Glen

Brad was not in agreement with Rich`s tips this week and gave his youthful thoughts on the current teen fashion seen..

Brad :says: (13:46:00)

Woolen cardigan and colour-worn jeans from Burton give you the REAL Timberlake look

Brad . says: (13:46:27)

Throw in a waistcoat and you'll have Miss. Charlize theron jumping on you

Brad . says: (13:48:58)

Seriously though, Rich clearly doesn't know his Timberlake's from his Wesley snipes. Celebrity fashion is an ever-evolving medium

Yeh well thanks for that guys i`ll stick with my K-swiss trainers and combat`s...i think im getting old..do they still do farrah`s?



The Blisett Game went all wine bar on us this week. mind you don't fall through the bar lads..

Wine connoisseurs Andreas & Rich live from the lobby with comment from Sam Worger and other renound wine critics from the World...Stephen Brakin and Terry Morgan

Richard Gibson says: (19:27:24) Oyster Bay - its a New Zealand White

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad says: (19:29:32)white wine is for old ladies rich...

Richard Gibson: (19:30:51)I like red but I've found you have to spend considerably more to find a nice red compared to white

Stephen "AEFA Bhoy" Brankin says: (19:31:56)Lurgan is great for it!

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad:: (19:32:00)I like chilean and south african, merlot, pinot noir.. Those are good this year

Stephen "AEFA Bhoy" Brankin: (19:32:08)we have buckfast in almost every bar!

Richard Gibson: (19:32:08)I found a 2005 Paulinsberg Reisling , German wine that is fanastic, its about £12 a bottle

Richard Gibson says: (19:32:17) and its white

Terry "PFA Org" Morgan (19:32:17)i like Italian reds myself, lighter and easier to drink

Richard Gibson: (19:32:21) and so smooth

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad: (19:32:24) I Like them HEAVY

Paul "EEFA org" Walker says: (19:32:25)

we have it on almost every street , lol

Sam Worger says: (19:32:35)i lyk dr pepper, can get it bout £1 a bottle

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad: (19:32:46)rioja... mmm

Richard Gibson: says: (19:32:57)Terry, I am yet to find a Red that I REALLY enjoy

Stephen "AEFA Bhoy" Brankin: says: (19:33:00)we have it on the street (broken empties mostly) in every off licence! & on the optics of all bar one bar!

Richard Gibson: says: (19:33:09)There are quite a few nice ones but none that have truly made me go wow thats nice

Terry "PFA Org" Morgan: (19:33:14)I know what you mean, Rich. I have to be the mood for red

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad: (19:33:31)well if you like Riesling then I can see where the problem is Rich

Richard Gibson: says: (19:33:09)There are quite a few nice ones but none that have truly made me go wow thats nice

Terry "PFA Org" Morgan: (19:33:14)I know what you mean, Rich. I have to be the mood for red

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad: (19:33:31)well if you like Riesling then I can see where the problem is Rich

Richard Gibson: says: (19:33:09)There are quite a few nice ones but none that have truly made me go wow thats nice

Terry "PFA Org" Morgan: (19:33:14)I know what you mean, Rich. I have to be the mood for red

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad: (19:33:31)well if you like Riesling then I can see where the problem is Rich

Richard Gibson: says: (19:33:09)There are quite a few nice ones but none that have truly made me go wow thats nice

Terry "PFA Org" Morgan: (19:33:14)I know what you mean, Rich. I have to be the mood for red

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad: (19:33:31)well if you like Riesling then I can see where the problem is Rich

Richard Gibson says: (19:33:37)a fruity white wine is perfect

Andreas 'Kenny Dalglish' Timmelstad says: (19:33:43) so is lemonade

Richard Gibson: says: (19:33:51) Andreas, its a 2005 Riesling, dont pigeonhole it

Sam Worger says: (19:33:51 )magners

Paul "EEFA org" Walker says: (19:33:53)

so is irn-bru

Richard Gibson:usersays: (19:33:55)

lol sam


So there you have it people..not only is FML for budding football managers alike...you get Wine tips from the members of The Blisett Gameworld...Lager and Lime anyone? Its good to see our Scottish managers being responsible with alcohol... Paul "EEFA org" Walker says: (19:33:59)Sam ur too young!!


With the World Snooker Championships in full swing this week and Stephen Hendry on the comeback trail we take a look at what the London Paper has to say on the one time Scottish Maersto of the green baize.

5 Ways to make Stephen Hendry more maraketable:

5: Hire Rafeal Benitez as your defensive coach

4: As a Homage to bullseye turn and ask the audience wether he should "gamble" or "play safe"

3: Did somebody say re-record "snooker loopy" as a power ballad? I believe they did

2: SCREAM "Im seven times world champion bitch" everytime he makes a tricky shot

1: Knock up the simply adorable Susan Boyle from Britains Got Talent

Stephen Hendry backed modern snooker this week by saying "the likes of Alex Higgins pissing in his plant pots and headbutting officials" having seen some of the snooker this week i cant think of anything id like watching more!

Liverpool fans will feel like classic matches are like London buses. You wait for ages for 1 to come along and 2 come along at once....any you come away feeling you`ve been savagely mugged.

Steven Gerard was a guest pundit this week for sky sports during the draw with Arsenal. He was erudite, insightfull and never once bought things back to himself. Andy Gray apologised and promised normal service would be resumed

Arsene Wenger this week said that Adebayor missed the Liverpool match this week due to a re-currence of `tiredness` He could also be a doubt for the weekend because of a recurrence of wingers size 11 up his backside...he must have been to one of diccons motivational seminars!

David Beckham wants to beat malaria. For a man who has never beaten a full back, i don't fancy his chances.

And finally Roy Keane is in at Ipswich and one well wisher was pleased "im thrilled to see him back in day-day management" barked roy`s tired dog Triggs!

So to another week in the Blisett gameworld..is there a hint of boredom setting in? Im not sure our heart is in it at the moment...i know what it is though...its British Summer time!!! Thats what it is...the world is all sitting outside on street cafe`s drinking Rumanian ruisling or a cheeky magners in a pint glass with ice!! Or is everyone `s Panini sticker album falling apart because they cant get that last gold badge cos the kids wont do swopsies in the playground...with the Agurro saga laid to rest in the history books ..will we ever see that elusive youth from Dublin hearts break the 1m barrier...have you all got your Juding potential skill yet?? If not just find out who`s bidding for all the potential superstars..then you don't need it...im pointing my finger at the welsh for this one!!

Louis Balfour im happy to report has settled nicely into his new role at our sister club in another world away...His name was cleared by the powers that be..which is niiiiiiiiceeee!!

Have a Good Week

Kev Flack

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