TFW this week is written in memory of Vinnie Lavezzi, who has hung up his keyboard and mouse and decided to leave Blisett. We will miss his ranting. Blank Armband time.
Pre-season week, always a bit of a let down, wage auction chaos, poaching, transfer rumours, swap deals, ranting about playoffs and not getting emails Burak Akin: says: (19:50:10)
“i make my compliment about that playoff case... I am saying again that there is no such mail as you claimed in my all of the mailboxes... NOBODY HAVE TO RIGHT TO FORCE ME OUT OF PLAYOFFS... I won that right in season” yeh ok mate! Thanks for the `compliment` though!
...then there’s Pre-season warm up leagues and competitions...i organised the PRITT STICK league...sadly not enough have entered at the moment to get it going...
How did the Daggers Fair...well we finished 12th in D1B which considering half the team were youth i was very happy...any new signings for the Daggers? Just the one major wage auction...breaking the strict wage policy and paying 40k wages for Marcus Berg...not as crazy as some...one manager paid 50k wages...apparently he also gave him a new pair of boots, membership to the local Witham town health spar and a lunch voucher for the local harvester...i don’t know these footballers these days as if 50k wasn’t enough!
The sega goody bag arrived this week and to my wife’s amusement included along with a copy of FM09 and various other sega merchandise was a SEGA lip balm...after discussing the said Lip Balm with Paul walker I’m seriously worried about some of you Scottish lads..Maybe its the water up there...but...
Paul "EEFA org" Walker: says: (21:05:29)
ill gee u a kiss
You have been warned people.
AROUND THE WORLD
Being as the Blog will be appearing on the FML main site soon i thought id take a look round the blisset gameworld..bit like looking into the next store neighbours bedroom window..you see allsorts of shanigans going on....theres even some sibling rivalry going down. Now i have to becarefull here for legal reasons at it involves a 600k fine for 1 of 2 brothers who are in the Blisett gameworld. Ross Allen and Graeme Allen..managed to produce a cracking game where Allan`s Eleven won away from home..7-1!! Do you think they changed bedrooms..Home and away dressing room? I heard that ladbrookes were taking bit bets on there being more than 6 goals...so FML is not only full of good football its true to life with fines for teams, illegal betting scandals and discruntled managers being hauled before the board of mods and served with 600k fines...take the 5th is my advice!
I received a message from a source that i would not like to uncover...about bribery...he told me that a certain welsh manager had offered him cash+sheep for PATO...shocking revelations..
David Dickinson’s Real deals is now alive in the Market Place
Mr Wiggles: says: (09:53:47)
Harald Pinxten:player#200501?1402441434 cheap as chips
Kev `Football manager live..niiiiceee! Flack.:user#638> says: (09:55:16)
ITs like David Dickinson’s real deals in here!
Diccon Brown: says: (09:55:58)
Gets out the creosote and applies to face... Eliabe:player#19037258?2182328552 pacey 1 in 2 20yo striker (not bad as a lone striker). Just have too many young strikers.
END OF SEASON MANAGERS AWARDS
Because of the debacle of 2 in-active managers winning awards...I decided to set up a managers managers of the year award and im delighted to say Brad won this...he`s a good lad that one..there were a total of 22 votes..brad with 7 and myself with Tom Weir with 4 a piece.
Resident funny man..Diccon Brown had this to comment on the subject
Diccon Brown says: (08:54:36)
REAL not stupid AI fixed managers manger of the season that doesn't go to some bloke that signed up but never pplayed a singal game probably won't fit..
.i think he was saying you cant fit that into your profile..unlike Glen Fyrth...managers manager of the season...bah.
JUDGING POTENTIAL
For the first time in my FML playing days i have finally learnt JP!! Although Steve Drew found it midly amusing..thus..
Steve Drew: says: (21:50:40)
damn and drat to you ,you j.p.ist.lol
Steve Drew says: (21:51:51)
it reaches the parts ordinary scouting just doesnt reach
RANTING
A popular pastime ranting...and I came across this on the SI Forums...I think it was around the problems with the server outage in the states and the lack of support..thus
While your at it SI id like a server of my own...to be staffed by 999 chimpanzees that never bid for any players I like and throw every game . I want a cash boost of 10mil at the start of my GW and none of my players to ever get injured.
Also I wish for you to pay for me to play on my own server and send me regular emails congratulating me on how super I am as a manager...
Thanks
COMPETITION TIME
Daryl Griffiths: says: (08:56:38)
ii3oo3rjfodjeieiwjiueu
IF anyone can translate that for me...let me know...
The REAL WORLD
A popular dip into the Real world of Football and Sport from around the Red tops and evening papers. This week i have not been at work so ive trawled the interent for some funny bits and i came across a few classic quotes from our counterparts in the real world...some of them are real gems!
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?"
(STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live)
"And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than at any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it anyway."
(JOHN MOTSON, BBC)
"....and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up."
(BRIAN MOORE)
"The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour."
(JOHN MOTSON)
"You have got to miss them to score sometimes."
(DAVE BASSETT)
"And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley. . . unless somebody knocks us out."
(DAVE BASSETT)
Good old Dave Basett, he`s not the brightest torch in the dark is he!
As it was champions league time this week for our 4 BRITISH teams..i came across this:
The top 5. . . ... signs Champions League is getting too easy for English clubs
5. Rafael Benitez’s in-depth pre-match team talk replaced with a lively game of Pictionary
4. ‘Next George Best’? No. Ryan Giggs now known as ‘Next Judith Chalmers’
3. Pre-match energy drinks replaced with gin and tonic
2. Fans taking time out to learn foreign languages for away trips, rather than shouting slowly in English while miming
1. It’s becoming fiscally wiser for players to be paid in Air Miles
We`ve had many changes in blisett this week..new mods, Organisers, and chat helper..and blow me down they asked me to be a chat helper!! The idiots are taking over the Asylum..i have now relinquished my black card status and all seems to have been forgiven for my past mistermena`s in Lineker Gameworld...Well ive got to say whilst typing the blog tonight ive been watching RED DWARF..its a bit of a let down in all honesty...its ok...but ive seen better!!
So to season 4...and the Daggers will be in Div 2 of AEFA i think...but don’t worry we`ll be back..im off to order a milk shake and a crispy bar before the ship explodes...and don’t forget..smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast!
Have a good week!!
Kev Flack ( Sponsored by Louis Balfour)
http://thedaggers.blogspot.com/
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